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My friends call me 

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I'm a Melbourne-based graphic designer and creator who has a passion for media and internet culture. I read, write, produce, consume, critique, review, binge-watch, comment, emphasise, and release a lot of carbon footprint.

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I love to work with people who are obnoxiously chronically online like me, but anyone who feels the need to know what "onika burger" means in 2015 can work with me too. 

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My dream is to have my own production studio, think Smosh, or Coles. My actual dream is to use all of my savings to open a studio-apartment so that I can host boardgame nights weekly, dance classes daily, and DnD-GM-ing for a living. 

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I don't know anything about the pathway of a designer in the industry. If anything, I know I'm a junior, but I could also be a lead/midweight (?). I just want to escape this consumerism matrix a.s.a.p. And yes, I'm gay and a Pisces.

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From Scott.Hub with hints of daily improvement.